What would happen if animals could talk?...

What would happen if animals could talk? What are some of the questions you would like to ask animals?

Firstly, if animals could talk I'd have no human friends. If they could talk I would ask cats how they got so adorable. I'd ask an old kitten that I found why it jumped on my couch - ergo, was taken to the SPCA. That was a pretty sad day for me. Tania lasted the weekend... I'd ask leopards to become one of them and practice their ways. If animals could talk my life would be complete.